They say marriage is the ultimate test - wanting to murder someone but not doing it because you'd miss them too much!

I wrote this poem to give the boys a chance to bite back - although we aren't nearly as annoying as they are!!!

I don't know anyone who likes a clothes shop changing room - the lighting is so unflattering it's a wonder we buy anything at all!

What is about the British and talking about the bloody weather? They moan when it's cold and moan when it's hot...!

This whole mid-life crisis lark can be a bit of a struggle at times... wrinkles, hot flushes, over-thinking and massive knickers...!

I wrote this poem in an attempt to look at the benefits of growing older.... mainly having a lot less f**ks to give!

I detest customer service lines... so many bloody options, so little chance of actually getting any help! It's the curse of internet shopping!

I love writing poetry... there are always rhymes buzzing round my head!